2008 MD Basketball Haikus

Hayes:
Not a good dribbler
Can't get open for a shot
Can play much better

Gist:
Highlight reel slam dunks
Loves the fade away jumper
Headed for Europe

Vasquez:
Maryland's best player
Excels in taking bad threes
Lots of turnovers

Osby:
Good two year career
Extremely raw on offense
Get passport photo

Milbourne:
Nice FSU Dunk
Teammates ignore him often
Next year's most improved

Gary Williams:
Underachievement
Looks like Hopper in Hoosiers
Time to make changes